Whatever (not everything) you like

First and foremost, I was hailed from NYC and I have seen and pretty much have done it all. I started off going to art school, then I moved to LA to be a stand-up comic (remind you of a Billy Joel song?). I got close to writing for Chuck Barris, fell in love for the first time, fundraised all over the country for Tom Hayden organization. When my mother died, I fell out of love, moved back to NYC and went to Beauty school. Oh! Before that, I was a personal assistant to a well known broadway director (safari jacket and all). He was crazy about me (why not, I was beautiful, funny and real). I was also the roommate to the head of the American Mime Theatre (that as another interesting dude - he once shown the flash light in my eyes in the middle of the night to ask me what have I done to Whooshi - his cat. He and his girlfriend got plastered and left the door opened). Where was I? Oh yes, then started working for Bloomingdales and a bunch of cosmetic companies. For I wish I could write it in French it sounds so much better (Oh BYW) pretty well travelled have been all over the USA, Caribbean, A little Europe and Israel. Yes, I am Jewish. Icing on the cake started my own make-up, costume and a lot of other things for topless dancers. After making a bunch of money and feeling there has to be more to live than that, I moved to Las Vegas at the age of 30. Still looked good enough to cocktail waitress. I met my husband and had 2 boys and have been raising them as I stayed home since. Well, I am coming out and I want the world to know I want to let it show. I’m coming out. Oh yes, I can look just like Judy Garland! So you know who (Hi boys) just love me!