Simply Stunning Graphic Designs

Q. What advice do you have for a customer looking to hire a provider like you?

A. Look for a design company that has character and personality compatible with yours. Design is fun, so make sure you are dealing with a company that makes it fun for you and is not just treating you like another number. Of course, in the graphic design world, the portfolio matters...so make sure you check out their portfolio to see if there style (character and personality) is what you are truly looking for.

Q. If you were a customer, what do you wish you knew about your trade? Any inside secrets to share?

A. Killer designs, not killer bills
“The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, not a pretty circle.” – Goliath Graffix

Our graphic design process is simple and streamlined. We aren’t interested in wasteful meetings and pointlessly formal presentations. We suspect big firms deliver these things in part just to justify the expense of hiring them. We want to interact directly with you, without interference.

We are focused on delivering on our promises, not looking busy to our clients.

Old-school professionalism
We won’t waste your time jumping through silly hoops to try and convince you that you are getting good value. We rely on the designs to do that themselves. We think our grandfathers would actually have a laugh at how much time is spent in the attempt to make it look like things are getting done nowadays. We’re listening to their spirits and putting our time into the work itself instead.

We will, of course, meet with you as necessary (especially if we like you). A true design professional, however, can get a sense of what you need without having to waste anybodies’ time.

We’re on our game – we know what you need even if you don’t.

Q. What questions should a consumer ask to hire the right service professional?

A. Are You Expensive?

We are a small firm, with low overhead, and we pass the savings on to you. Often, we cost less than half what a big agency would charge! When you spend a dollar with us, it won’t be allowed to go to waste. Instead, each one of your budgeted dollars will be made to do hard labor until it dies of exhaustion. Then, we will bury it with full honors in our account.

What should I do with my life?

This is frequently asked questions, not frequently answered questions. Here is a list of jobs with the highest satisfaction ratings: BestJobs. And here are the ones to steer clear of: WorstJobs. Good luck!

Do you charge by the hour, or a flat rate?

We generally work for a flat fee, because we like to keep our relationships simple, although some projects require hourly billing.

Can you meet our deadline?

If we agree to a deadline, we will meet it, beat it, or die in the attempt.

Is my spouse cheating on me?

Not with anyone in this office.

What kind of service will we get?

Because Goliath Graffix is small, working with us is like having your own in-house graphic design team. That is, Goliath Graffix is available at all times to its clients. Of course, normal human functioning dictates that there be brief breaks in service, but we are looking into cybernetic workarounds.

Can you handle our large project?

Yes. We’re hungrier than the biggest agencies, and we do our best to outwork them. Also, our small team means that we are nimble and can quickly make changes to projects without hours of meetings.

What awards have you won?

To us, awards mean that an agency is expensive. We aren’t. Also, we’re too busy pouring ourselves into the work to court awards. If awards are your thing, however, we will make up a few that sound appropriately glorious, award them to ourselves, and send you a press release.