Amazing Magic

Q. Describe the most common types of jobs you do for your clients.

A. Making girlfriends disappear, pulling money out of the air, solving world hunger - the usual requests of a magician.

Q. What advice do you have for a customer looking to hire a provider like you?

A. Call now!

Q. If you were a customer, what do you wish you knew about your trade? Any inside secrets to share?

A. Buying magic is a tricky business. Because we can't come right out and tell you exactly what you're buying, many online sellers will take advantage of the customer by telling them elaborate descriptions of an effect that the customer won't be able to recreate. Work with someone you know and can help you.

Q. What important information should buyers have thought through before seeking you out?

A. Do you still have a sense of wonder?

Q. Why does your work stand out from others who do what you do?

A. Wunderground Magic is the only store in Oakland county, and one of a small handful in all of Michigan, that provides props, supplies, education, and advice to professional entertainers in the fields of magic, juggling, and ventriloquism.

Q. What do you like most about your job?

A. When people enter Wunderground Magic they are met with a sensation of amazement, as if entering another world where the rules of normalcy no longer apply - things appear, disappear, fly, and penetrate in complete contradiction to expectations - and then we teach you how to do it so that you can take the wonder home with you.

Q. What questions do customers most commonly ask you? What's your answer?

A. Q: What are your hours?
A: Sixty minutes, the same as everyone else's

Q: Where are you located?
A: Right next to the phone.

Q: How long have you been here?
A: Since about 11 this morning.

Q. Do you have a favorite story from your work?

A. Yes

Q. What do you wish customers knew about you or your profession?

A. There are layers of secrets within secrets and many magic effects are developed just to fool those who know.

Q. How did you decide to get in your line of work?

A. Bad judgment

Q. Tell us about a recent job you did that you are particularly proud of.

A. The problem with being a magician is that the things I'm particularly proud of are a secret. If they work correctly, no one should even suspect anything happened.

Q. Do you do any sort of continuing education to stay up on the latest developments in your field?

A. Yes

Q. What are the latest developments in your field? Are there any exciting things coming in the next few years or decade that will change your line of business?

A. We're discovering new miracles every day. Stop in to Wunderground Magic to find out.

Q. Describe your most recent project, what it involved, how much it cost, and how long it took.

A. Discovered a new miracle elixir of immortality. Unfortunately it will take forever to test it.

Q. If you have a complicated pricing system for your service, please give all the details here.

A. I charge the price marked on the item. If the price isn't marked, I'll look it up and tell you the price prior to purchase.

Q. If you were advising someone who wanted to get into your profession, what would you suggest?

A. Don't

Q. Write your own question and answer it.

A. Why should I believe you?

If you can't trust someone who deceives people for a living, who can you trust?