Ninja Services

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Welcome to Ninja for Hire!!

I'm Jon Ninja, your local ninja resource for jobs you need done.

I have other people I do work with, so Ninja for Hire can meet almost any need you may have.

Welcome to the newest update for Ninja for Hire. I've put down a lot more detail for this new version and hope it can explain most, if not all, you may want to know.

Ninja for Hire rules and regulations:

1. Ninja can be hired to do almost any job.
2. Ninja do not do illegal work
3. Ninja do not do jobs that cause harm/damage to people/property.
4. Specialty jobs are available; please see the section for what I can do. Also, feel free to ask me about anything not listed.
5. Travel is not a problem, but please call me ahead of time. There will be a fee of $20 for gas.
6. This is a real business, and whether you think it's funny or not, please refrain from useless calls.

Job Section:

Section 1: Basic Jobs - $30/hour

- House/Apartment Sitting: I will guard your house while you are away.
- Birthday Parties: Can do fun demonstrations for anyone of any age, will dress as full Ninja!
- Surprise Parties: Will sneak in, out, and around to surprise your friend/family. Full Ninja!
- Corporate Parties: Will do anything from mock fighting and improve to just stand around, or guard the boss. Full Ninja!
- Improve/Theatrical Shows: Stage acting and the like.
- Mock/Fake Fighting: Put on a real good show for your entertainment.

Section 2: Ninja Jobs - $30/Hour (actual jobs I will do as a Ninja)

- Stealth/Espionage: I will sneak in and out of any place I can.
- Recon: Recon Work.
- Ninja Massage: Using old massage methods will help you relax and be at peace.
- Ninja Training: Offer to train other people in the ways of ninja I have learned.
- Custom Ninja Gear: Will make custom-body gear for customers.
- Personal Security: Will act as body guard in every way.
- Home Security: Can be on property or in home to guard people.
- Self Defense/Other Training: Will teach customers ways a defense that a ninja would use.

Section 3: Bigger Jobs

- House/Apartment Cleaning: Will clean out your place of junk for you.
- Basic Repair Jobs: Can fix basic problems around the house or yard.
- Help Moving: Help you pack up and move.
- Dump/Disposal/Junk Hauling: Will come and haul away the junk for you.
- Painting: Can come paint for you or be extra hands.
- Yard Cleaning/Maintenance: Can mow, edge, and whack the weeds, and clean it all up.

Section 4: Specialty Jobs, Price Varies

- Bachelorlette Parties: ninja dance for the ladies!
- Protection/Hiding: hide you and protect you from someone or something.
- Jobs that are not a normal request.

Call me for more details.

Ninja for Hire is in the process of becoming a real business.

Please contact me via my mobile number for best results. Text or call me to discuss work or ask about my services. Please call me in advance, at least 24 hours.

Thank you for being a customer of Ninja for Hire.

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