Introduction: I provide full-service catering and/or in-home cooking, from two to two thousand. I'm willing to perform services including live entertainment, fresh fruit cascade, imported and domestic cheese display, assorted bread table, and if needed, full bar, and/or imported cigar station. I need a job now. Also, I am truly qualified to manage and operate full-service kitchens. The people I feed are my guests, not customers. My hands alone have fed over half of a million plates. Get busy. Please call.
--Chef Stew