Let’s be real here, you have a pretty wide range of awesome in your life. You swim with sharks and scrapbook with great aunts named Flo. But you can’t know about every awesome thing that exists in the world because you are just one human and you’re busy with sharks and Flo.
So we’re scouring Thumbtack to find the awesome and random, the amazing and purely cool. Things you didn’t know you needed, all in one place. You’re welcome.
The Animal Edition, Because Animals Make Us Happy
Animal Massage: Your pug has a hard life. He sits at your feet, eyes wide and stumpy tail wagging, only to be ignored in favor of that glowing box in front of your face because you “have a report due.” That’s not even a thing – and he knows it. Make it up to him by getting him a pet massage. All the petting he can handle.
Weasel Removal: Weird rodent digging up your backyard? It could be a sketchy wannabe ferret. You need someone to take care of that for you. Unfortunately, weasel designation ends with animals. Ex-boyfriends and smarmy bosses aren’t covered.
Beekeeping Instruction: You spent $10 on a tiny jar of clover honey at the farmer’s market. Sure it tasted like unicorn tears in a mason jar, but surely you can make your own. Right? Right! Beekeeping is something you can learn how to do. Harvest your own honey like a pro.