Latest Review: Yo Homies, Givin' ya the 411 on my peep, Ben Greene, personal trainer. First of all...he's got props. NESTA (National Exercise & Sports Trainers Association) and NSCA (National Strength & Conditioning Association) means he's certified to train, educate, and motivate all ages and fitness levels from jail bait to fossils and from gazelles to slugs. He's also able to school ya on nutrition and weight. After all, he's a veganist. OMG. And he's got cred...marathons, ultra marathons, triathlons, and ironman. Completed and finished d'm all. Dang! So let me ax u somtin...u got a muffin top and too much junk in dat trunk? And brotha's---not lookin' fly in your mankini and got no game cuz ur lookin' wack? Then Ben's da man. Yeah, he's all that and a bag of vegan chips. Ain't nobody betta. He will ride to da hood and train u out in the comfort of your crib! Now dat's da bomb. Or u can work it out at the studio. And he's no gym rat---u feel me? U know the type...body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel. He's lean & mean; like a long distance runner. Not to mention, kinda easy on the eyes. Now, if u need nutrition help---he makes some bites, too. Vegan meals and smoothies dat is off the chain. No frankenfood...just realness. So what if you're all cashed out of Benjamin's and short on coins...Ben will find a way to work wit ya. So what are u trippin' for? Easy-Peasy. So get up offa dat thing and shake it till you feel betta (thank you James Brown) and stop dat twurkin grrrl and get to workin'. Text or call Ben's digits. You'll go from a hot mess to hotness and get bootylicious wit fab u legs and a coke bottle body. And homeboys---don't be a tool. If u wanna be a playa (and I'm not talkin' Christian Mingle here), u need d'm big biceps and ripped abs. So quit chillaxin', keep it real, call Ben. That's all I'm sayin'. Holla. Peace out.
Hey, wassup Benny? How's my review of u? Is it worth a lil' sum-summ'm? No worries, it's all good & ur still my bestie, heart u. Boo-yah.
Hey peeps, y u still sittin' on your badunkadunk and readin' this review? I gave u all the informania on Ben. So call or text NOW. I'm not talkin' smak. I'm out.
Marilyn b. AKA Snoop Grrrl
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