FAQs
- What should the customer know about your pricing (e.g., discounts, fees)?
I normally charge $100 per hour, prorated by 15 minute intervals, when working with 2 or more (30?) people at a time. If you conduct or are thinking about conducting a choir, especially if a large group of children I have a great method I gleaned that can pinpoint/divide your sopranos and altos up into sections accurately all at once in under 5 minutes. For a nominal fee I am willing to leak my 3 sentence answer by phone or email. ;) I count that by time ACTUALLY TEACHING, not discussion time about what your experience is, what your goals are, selecting appropriate music to work on, what YOUR worries, concerns, and insecurities may be, "turning each other on to new artists" the other is unfamiliar with, etc - The first session will be nearly an hour because we need to talk first, no additional charge.
- What is your typical process for working with a new customer?
We start by talking about breathing, because without breath support there is no singing. I offer a new visualization technique for breathing that (believe it or not) I was taught is "proven to increase lung capacity by 30%" IMMEDIATELY" - and after a few physical warm-ups we start matching pitch to the piano in a variety of ways, each with an end-goal achievement attached, and once you are well warmed I test your range both high end and low in 2 different ways the first few sessions in a manner that is foolproof to not damage your vocal chords no matter how far we stretch them. We can continue stretching and lengthening your vocal chords as long as your heart desires if increasing your range is one of your goals. Identifying your range also helps selecting songs that will give you skills you need to get where you want to be. For instance, with adult men with bass voices aspiring for hip-hop, R&B, or church choir goals the first song I set them to work on is usually something by Nat King Cole, for quite a number of reasons, with excellent cross-over techniques to other styles, good clean "classic" neutral warm tone. I DO NOT GIVE SINGING LESSONS! I am a vocal mechanics coach. What I have to offer you I used to present as a 3 hour college seminar, and I am constantly still gleaning the industry online seeking new material to further hone my craft and improve the presentation I have for working with you. When you have a good working knowledge of everything I have to offer - I will let you know and send you on your way - happily. I do NOT wrap students up "for life". If you are ALREADY performing live shows you may only need 3-8 coaching sessions to polish up what you already have so it shimmers and shines (maybe 1-3 coaching sessions if you're already enamored with the sound of yourselves - tools for your toolbox, not rules to live by). I also am willing to utilize 10 minutes of your lesson for "ear interval training" if you would like, as well as crash courses in music theory (see below for greater details on this), or the "history of" which bypasses what took me about 8 years of struggling with by the book, the answers I somehow came up with make sense, follow the rules, and are based in facts, but for some dumb reason nobody else has heard of doing it MY WAY but I have confirmed it with at least 8 college music professors and almost everybody I explain it to puts their hand over their eyes and shakes their head laughing saying "are you kidding me??? I spent 4 or 6 or 8 years learning that by rote, and THAT'S why??? and it's ALWAYS true??? Arghhhh!!!!" my daughters taught their Girl Scout Troop last year in 15 minutes what it took me over 6 years to learn by rote. Always glad to pass on the history blip that changed the world, literally. Makes jazz become a cinch even...
- What education and/or training do you have that relates to your work?
It's SO IMPORTANT to listen as much as you sing. I've really lucked out and literally been "in the right place at the right time" and worked my butt off every step of the way. I tried to enroll in the former college Music Tech in Minneapolis and instead of giving me a class schedule they hired me to conduct every other Saturday "Artist In Industry" seminars about a wide variety of topics but I can fill an entire 3 hour seminar on vocal mechanics alone. After they closed their doors I continued giving seminars at McNally Smith College of Music in Saint Paul Minnesota until they closed their doors as well. I had a speech impediment as a young child and had 3 years of speech therapy lessons. This got me paying attention to the specific mechanics of how to manipulate isolated muscles to alter sound. My oldest daughter who is now 17 has only been able to hear well for about 10 years total of her life. She was significantly hearing impaired, had surgery at age 5, then a year and a half later ruptured her eardrum going back to 80% hearing loss so I have been working closely with speech therapists at University of Minnesota Fairview in Minneapolis, LifeTrack Resources, and Gillette Children's in Saint Paul over the years. She became First Chair of the soprano section for the choir ComMusication (3rd to 8th graders, they have toured to Duluth and Madison and Omaha already) and she was in the choir performing "America The Beautiful" with Leslie Odem Jr at Super Bowl 52 right before Pink sang the national anthem. Their whole choir couldn't perform, NFL required everyone to be at least 12 years old, she made the cut by 8 weeks. She is now 17 and I love nothing more than encouraging her to put her blue tooth head band on and sing along with her favorite songs while the rest of us in the room can't hear the song playing at all, just her voice. I remember my uncle criticizing me telling me not to do that right after Sarah McLachlan's debut album "Fumbling Towards Ecstacy" had just been released and I just couldn't get enough of it. I can sing every song on that album a capella. I sang the song "Hold On" at my best friend Josh's funeral service he was killed in a tragic car wreck July 18th 2004. I can sing every song on Tori Amos "Little Earthquakes" album too, and Indigo Girls self titled debut album, "Best of Janis Joplin", Portishead "Dummy", as these were released as I was graduating from high school (excluding Janis of course) these are my Generation X flagships of the music industry, Nine Inch Nails debut album was my 9th grade year, then Nirvana spearheaded a revolution in pop music bringing a new sound out of Seattle with a new genre labeled "alternative" and a fashion sense known as Grunge. Both of these concepts offended me holistically to my core. I was a very classically trained musician whose patron genre where I found my solace and my soul was soothed was known as "speed metal" genius wrapped up in how fast they could possibly play it using modes of darkness that milked at my pain, this was modern day Mozart to me, and Kurt Cobain was ruining everything decent in music with indistinguishable lyrics that didn't even make any sense if you read them written down, I was raised in a home where musical instruments were considered members of the family, and here was this loser smashing his gear right onstage less than halfway thru the song or wrecking everything onstage only 3 or 4 songs into the performance, and all of Seattle followed this grunge thing, Alice In Chains managed to get one perfect recording to copywrite and sell but Lane Staley was almost never sober enough to hit the right notes live onstage ever again. Pearl Jam was just about as bad, managed one perfect recording they could never come close to duplicating live in concert. I was beside myself about the musical styling associated with my generation, so after my band "Dreamcorps: Army of the Dream. Making the Soundtrack for When You're Not Awake" evolved into "Rhimshodt" (note to self: always pick a band name your fans can spell) we were asked what genre of music we were I didn't know how to answer at first. Our reviews in places like the rockwatch.org website described our sound as "Stevie Nicks meets Seven Dust". Thank you very much I'll happily take that cake and eat it too. In the spot on our business cards to place what genre of music you are I filled in "{No} Alternative Rock" it just drives me insane sometimes wondering how much more incredible Kirkland Hrabik and I could have productively written together if Andy Haug had taken things seriously enough to try playing the exact same drum beat more than once or someone else had joined us behind the drumkit. I also wonder how much differently things would have transpired if Walter hadn't argued with Andy to take the 2 unopen beer bottles out of his cargo shorts pockets before getting behind the wheel of his 2 door car leaving our band manager Shantell Sumpter's house from a midnight meeting. A 2 door car meant the passenger seat had to be flipped forward so Walter could get into the back seat behind me. I had to be at my office by 8:30 sharp so I went to sleep in the passenger seat with my seat belt on almost immediately but when the impact happened as we T boned the other vehicle that was running a stop sign, we were going 40 miles per hour and we had right of way but my seat hadn't locked back into place so when the impact happened my entire seat rocked forward and my entire face hit the dashboard badly. I suffered significant head trauma and woke up the next day to discover my third nose which I quite honestly think I like even better than the original one, but the neck injury was significant. That was December 15th 2002. I tried to rehabilitate and went to physical therapy twice a week, and I was still in physical therapy when I drove to Saint Paul to pick up our PA from Good Guys Repair shop and got rear ended on my way to deliver the PA to our practice space totally exacerbating my neck injury May 15th 2003 and after 3 more months of continued physical therapy it became obvious that I wasn't getting any better, slowly but surely I was getting worse so my physiatrist ordered me down to 20 hours a week and when you're used to being "The Overtime Queen" making the adjustment to a paycheck of 20 hours a week is pretty tough to do, and I had been footing the bill for absolutely everything that had anything to do with our band, practice space rent, merch which was t shirts, stickers, buttons, CDs, plus creating promo packs for booking agents and to be sent to local radio stations when we played out of town which we did once a month, plus quarter sheet flyers to be distributed by loyal members of our amazing Street Team 42 members strong standing outside of clubs of other people's shows handing out flyers to come to our next show as everyone came out of the club and headed to their cars. We had an email subscription of just over 2000 fans, we were nearly ready to go on tour, and had a few more really great merch ideas to invest in before heading out on our tour playing all age shows at nearly every student union building on every college campus down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis Minnesota all the way to Austin Texas and back again. July 2003 a local magazine did a review article with a 2 page photo spread labeling me as "The Midwest's Reigning Queen of Hardcore Music". (I'm not sure if the Midwest has ever had one of those before, or had one since, it's a genre pretty devoid of women) Andy Haug was such a waste of my time. Plus catching West Nile Virus shortly after the 2nd car wreck and my condition spiraling slowly further downhill even though I upped the physical therapy to 3 times per week twice in the water and once on land, but it just wasn't working. I'm a perfectionist and a control freak when it comes to writing and performing my own music. I don't invest hours and hours of myself in rehearsal so that I can get up under the spotlight and wonder what will happen onstage. This is where my "distinction" lies, my specialty in visualization techniques and critiques on different ways to improve, strengthen, lengthen, manipulate, and isolate individual muscles and resonating spaces making me a vocal mechanics coach versus giving singing lessons. I can help you utilize your potential and explore your diversity. Who do you want to sound like? Axel Rose? Max Cavelera? Michael Jackson? Jonathan Davis? Lane Staley? Elvis? Jonny Cash? Frank Sinatra? Prince? Snoop? Eminem? Luther Vandross? Ledisi? Gwen Stefani? Ani DiFranco? Reba McEntire? Lauren Hill? Yolanda Adams? Roberta Flack? Mama Cass? These are the most famous "unique" multifaceted versatile singers that I tend to lean on when attempting to "stray from the norm" and challenge yourself to mimic them and help you explore and discover your own unique sound, IF that's what you're after.