Introduction: YOU: At the end of your wits, in need of a henchman to handle an online marketing project so that you don’t have to activate the KGB sleeper agents in your competitor's businesses.
ME: Flexible views on "healthy drinking habits" whose only true love is data and spreadsheets.
Understands that:
🐙 You need someone who actually understands online marketing and is willing to educate you
🐙 You harness a deep contempt towards your competitors who have this “internet” stuff figured out
🐙 You don’t want some cheap & dirty solution that causes more damage than good
My name is Jarod, and in a vain attempt to impress you; I’ve helped over 200 businesses and used to work in-house for marketing agencies. Holding titles such as Lead SEO Strategist, Head of Search, No - Fired is not a job title I mean it when I say you no longer work here, and even CMO.
What You Get With Me
🐙 A dedicated expert that’s constantly absorbing more knowledge. Like a sponge that’s discovered cocaine.
🐙 Lame jokes.
🐙 Custom strategies designed around getting you the results you need.
What You DON’T Get With Me
🐙BS.
🐙A pushover. If you’re just looking for someone to execute what you think needs to be done, rather than an expert to tell you what you need, I’m not the guy for you.
🐙Good jokes
Still here? You’re just as surprised as I am!
Here are the next steps:
1. We'll schedule a phone call to talk about your business, my processes, and how we envision working with each other
2. I'll do a deep dive on your business and come up with a baseline strategy and estimates on how much money you can make within your goals & budget.
3. Hire me.
Still want to know more about me? This is starting to get creepy…
🐙I teach 100+ marketers online marketing
🐙November 2018 I gave I talk in Chiang Mai, Thailand on my process: youtu.be/b0GhxCcpBoA?t=479
🐙Aside from strategy, I believe in the power of automation in order to get better and faster results for clients: diggitymarketing.com/seo-spotlight-episode-4/
🐙 I’ve also helped SEOs understand how the industry is changing and how we need to approach things going forward. seobutler.com/keyword-rankings-dont-matter-and-what-does/
If you want to know anything else, you’ll have to get on a call!
Cheers,
Jarod
