Sage

Hi! We’re Sage & Dimitri — a married duo who genuinely enjoy doing all the weird, random, “oh crap I forgot to do that” tasks that life throws at you. Need your dog walked because you work 9–5 but your dog thinks you’re home 24/7? We got it. Need your house cleaned and decorated for that birthday party you planned three weeks ago but definitely pretended wasn’t sneaking up on you? Yep. We’re on it. Need someone to babysit your dog while you sneak away for a weekend where no one calls you “Mom” or “Babe” or “Hey can you—”? Say less. We cuddle professionally. We’re reliable, friendly, mildly hilarious (on purpose), and we show up on time. Plus, we actually like helping people. Weird, we know. Book us! Let us make your life easier, cleaner, calmer, and slightly more fun.