8. DC Four
"If "relaxation" were a language, how would you speak it? I'll tell you how: with the intimately massaging rhythm of old-time jazz! Let the melodic piano be the prepositional phrase that sways you, the trumpets be the purposefulness of a head-bobbing predicate, and the drums be the punctuating conjunctions that tie together the sentence of tranquility.
From all the "speeches" I've heard delivered through this easy-swaying tongue, few compare to the excellent oration of the DC Four. Tying together tight melodies, a sweetly haunting aura, and a splash of evening humor to top things off, the DC Four exudes relaxation as a consummate personality.
Relax. You're listening to the DC Four."