Introduction: I am a published poet and author. I majored in English in both high school and college. Professionally, I was chosen to be the sole in-house transcriptionist for a national consulting firm that specialized in biologic, biomedical, and cosmetic projects. I have also worked as a reader/grader/editor for an English professor for two semesters. On a volunteer basis, I worked as a an editor for two different students publications. In my spare time , I wrote scripts for a project known as Mystery Fandom Theater 3000 for 3 years, and served as webmistress (including providing content) for two years. As a result of my education and background, I have a superior grasp of the English language, a prodigious vocabulary, an understanding and mastery of its many nuances, and I am adept at punctuation.