I have good manners and provide service which custom fits your needs, mood and schedule. I will travel, work late (or early) and will do things like cleaning out the roof gutters, washing windows, turning turning compost, sweeping fireplaces, and wiring up electronics (stereos, light fixtures, video/cable, and kitchen/bath appliances, running the lines very neatly and securely, if not hidden).
I can humbly clean uncomfortable areas: garages, attics and crawl spaces (not too worried about insects, arachnids or dirt). I'll even change oil, fluids, plugs and sensors in your vehicle. I can easily paint and draw pictures, lettering, crude diagrams etc., faster than most anyone can with a computer. If that will earn me a check, I'll do a great job. I'm not expecting to get rich, just to pay bills (and eat well).
I'm flexible regarding compensation, and I accept trade with the exception of transportation expenses. I will travel and drive to another town, state, country, backpack or even canoe. I need occasional brain nourishment, even while working; a break in the routine keeps me at my best. Anytime I work with clients, I receive praise, monetary bonus, invites and requests for my return at future jobs.
I am safety conscious, aware of my limitations and not afraid to get help or the proper equipment; I'm not one of those guys who are busting their back doing it the hard way.