Introduction: I am a versatile writer with 15+ years of professional writing experience in a ridiculous amount of genres. What does that mean for you? I can write you some super engaging marketing copy, straightforward press releases with just the facts, Jack, or any other type of writing need you might need to make you, your product, and your website the most desirable thing since bacon. Oh, delicious bacon, you seductive temptress. Sorry, where were we?