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About
Award Winning Stand Up Comedy For Your Next Crowd Pleasing Event!
With over 200 nationwide hires on Thumbtack, John McClellan is a seasoned and professional performer whose material is designed to provide entertainment for you that EVERYONE can enjoy!
A nationally touring stand-up comedian who has appeared on CBS TV, Netflix and is heard on Sirius/XM radio. John is a unique and funny voice in the world of comedy. In addition to being an in demand corporate performer, as well as a headliner at America’s top comedy clubs, he was the grand prize winner of the Seattle International Comedy Competition, a finalist in the San Francisco Comedy Competition and The World Series Of Comedy
An engaging performer with a rare ability to bring laughs to situations with insight and energy using what the Long Island Entertainment News calls "A razor sharp sense of sarcasm coupled with a working stiff sensibility”. You will see within minutes of taking the stage why he is a must hire for any event, country club or fundraiser.
Read the reviews from past satisfied clients and you can see that you are hiring someone easy to work with and skilled at connecting with the audience. Intimate setting, medium sized gathering or a large affair, you can be assured your corporate, private, fundraiser or special event will be a total success. In addition to a hilarious show, he can furnish eye catching promotional materials as well as proper sound for the event.
Contact me to get started on your next great function!
Overview
Current Top Pro
Hired 10 times
Serves Washington, DC
Background checked
1 employee
27 years in business
Business hours
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Payment methods
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Services offered
Event type
Wedding
Birthday
School event
Sporting event
Projects and media
Projects and media
Reviews
Customers rated this pro highly for professionalism, work quality, and punctuality.
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Rebecca H.
Dec 30, 2025
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Hired on Thumbtack
I booked John for my brothers birthday party and he has us dying laughing! He is absolutely worth every penny and more. He’s a very accomplished comedian. If you want to knock your own party out of the park, this guy is the best person to book! I cannot recommend him highly enough!
Details: 51 or older • 31 - 50 years old • Birthday
Comedy Entertainment
Jodi S.
Jul 30, 2024
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Hired on Thumbtack
John was the key to a memorable event! We wanted to host a "patio party" at our home with a little something extra, so we decided to hire a comedian. John truly delivered! He was punctual, brought his great sense of humor, and related well to everyone in the crowd. He clearly took the time to tailor his material to our group - much appreciated! If you're considering hosting an event that people will be talking about for a long time afterwards, HIRE JOHN. You won't be disappointed!
Details: 51 or older • 31 - 50 years old • General entertainment / party
Comedy Entertainment
Steve T.
Jan 22, 2024
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Hired on Thumbtack
John was great! He did a show in my house for my Mom’s 80th birthday. It was no small feat to thread the needle of appropriate content and being funny for an hour at the same time.
Details: 18 - 30 years old • 51 or older • 31 - 50 years old • Birthday
Comedy Entertainment
Joanna M.
Jul 10, 2026
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Hired on Thumbtack
John was on time and worked well with the crowd! He honored my request; we really appreciate him coming out!
Details: 51 or older • General entertainment / party
Comedy Entertainment
Yasmin G.
Dec 23, 2023
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Hired on Thumbtack
John performed a perfect gig for our company holiday party! He was funny, professional and flexible.
Details: 18 - 30 years old • 51 or older • 31 - 50 years old • Corporate / office event
Comedy Entertainment
Credentials
Background Check
John Mcclellan
FAQs
What should the customer know about your pricing (e.g., discounts, fees)?
The rate listed is my base price for performing at your event. The quote that you receive from me will be depend on factors such as, time of year, amount of people attending, event venue among other things. The quote you will be given is a flat rate with no hidden costs.
What is your typical process for working with a new customer?
Planning an event is hard work! When we have our first conversation, I try to get as much of the timeline information as I can to assist you in making this a great night of entertainment.
What types of customers have you worked with?
I perform over 100 private events every year. From intimate gatherings in the home to large conventions. Fundraisers, birthday parties, corporate functions, country club shows, 55 plus communities. I even presided over a wedding. And yes... they are still married!
