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  • 25 years in business
  • 40 hires on Thumbtack
  • Bowie, MD 20716


I booked speed for my twins is 12 year old birthday party He was terrific not only it was a birthday party going on but a bridal shower he arrived in plenty of time to set up he also work with me to do a little pre show to keep the kid from going crazy that was there befor hand the fact the the fact they where 100 people or more there and so much going on at one time when it was time for the show it did not distract In or the Guest In fact the adult was more. Amazing By his performance then the kid I don't think they plan on watching at first they thought ok a kid. Entertainer But No he drew every to the stage all eyes was in him I was so surprise they stop has to Watch he was amazing from 2yrs to 75 yrs he wow them all even the hecklers and spectators that thought they had it figure it out I woul not hesitate to hiring professional courteous and knows how to work with a group of all ages he will not disappoint you but will amaze you

  • 12 years in business
  • 22 hires on Thumbtack
  • Colonial Heights, VA 23834


KD the Comic is a great comedian as well as a great person. KD is a very professional comic and funny. He provides outlets for other comedians by producing Encore Comedy that is a huge hit. If KD The Comic is in your area please check him out.

  • 6 years in business
  • 28 hires on Thumbtack
  • Falls Church, VA 22041


I provide comedy shows -- equipment/sound setup/comedians, can promote with designed flyers and can provide clean comedy to adult-themed entertainers. I have been performing and promoting for 5+ years and have an extensive network of comedians to fill shows. From G-XXX rated comedy, I know a large group of comics who would love to entertain you!

  • 31 years in business
  • 4 hires on Thumbtack
  • Baltimore, MD 21215


My wife and I saw comedy magician Anthony Ware perform at Club Bambou in Baltimore. He was on the line-up with several comedians. His show was terrific, and funny. The magic was incredible! He totally engaged the audience through-out his performance. At one point he had two people from the audience on stage with him. It was hilarious! It was truly a pleasure to see a artist who's able to do a clean performance that is simply outstanding.Kudos to Mr.Ware.It was money well spent.

  • 15 years in business
  • Philadelphia, PA 19104


It's Shaun Eli's job to make you forget how much you hate your job! Shaun is a clean comedian, not just some comedian offering to clean it up for you- so you get clean comedy, not cleaned-up comedy. That's why not only corporations but also synagogues and senior citizens groups, even the U.S. Army War College, love Shaun Eli's clever, smart comedy. In a Fortune magazine interview "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno quoted one of Shaun's jokes, citing it as an example of the type of "smart comedy" he's happy to include in his opening monologue. Jay and other late-night hosts have incorporated Shaun's topical material in their monologues for almost two decades. Tons of testimonials on my website (that they won't let me link to in this section) Whether it's a story about dining with a vegetarian or successfully fighting a parking ticket, from hybrid cars to serving on a NYC criminal jury, master storyteller Shaun Eli shows you that there's hilarity in the ordinary if you approach life with a comedic warp. Contractors? European vacations? How about the Ten Commandments? For just about anything, he's experienced. Shaun has a hilarious story at the ready. He's been profiled on CBS News, the Philadelphia Inquirer, the Christian Science Monitor, the Asbury Park Press, the Journal News, Westchester Magazine, on and was a regular on the Joey Reynolds Radio Show (syndicated to over 100 markets). Shaun regularly performs for corporate audiences, at charity fund-raising events, for the U.S Army War college, at numerous comedy clubs. He has regularly hosted shows for patients and their families at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center and for many other anti-cancer charities. Shaun is a graduate of the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania who escaped to comedy after twenty years of working in marketing and finance, so if it's a corporate comedian you're seeking, why not hire someone who understands your business, your audience and your needs?

  • 2 hires on Thumbtack
  • Darby, PA 19023


This is an award winning act of juggling hula-hoop, unicycle, pogo stick tricks, fire juggling, fire eating if you permit, comedy and balloon animals. It is full of extraordinary feats of skill, yet it is ideal for small places, even little living rooms and apartments. If you have seen this act you will have witnessed how everyone, all the adults, all the kids get involved and have lots of fun. Larry Vee has won many prestigious awards from the International Jugglers Assoc. and has been on many TV shows in the U.S., Canada & Europe.

  • 1 hire on Thumbtack
  • Harrisburg, PA 17111


I heard Marino last night at a Birthday Party for a 96 year old Italian woman and he was Brilliant, singing in Italian and entertaining everyone in the room. I have also hired him to entertain at events hosted by my radio station for a wide variety of ages and he was spectacular. I highly recomend Marino as an entertainer who will compliment any event your planning. Dan Steele WHP Radio

  • 7 years in business
  • Arlington, VA 22202


I am an experienced stand-up comedian who helps others write and deliver hilarious content for events. My services include the following: - Wedding Speech Writing Help your wedding party write and deliver the funniest speeches of their lives and leave your guests begging for more! I conduct a thorough consultation to get a full understanding of your guests and ensure we always strike the right tone. - Comedy Roasts Remember those old Dean Martin Roasts? Or the new Comedy Central Roasts? How much fun would it be to have one of these for YOUR next event? That's where we come in. With 16 years of award-winning experience in stand-up comedy, Winning Wit will help your team write and deliver top-notch roasts to have your party in stitches. We learn all about your honoree, your guests and your party, then write the material, work with you to refine it, and help you deliver it like a pro!

  • 20 years in business
  • Baltimore, MD 21217


I am a Baltimore based service provider. I love art and fashion. I provide entertainment products, MC, comedy afro music and movies. I love to sign my my own music like afro hip-hop and fuji music.

  • Washington, DC 20017


Chipp Jones is a smart guy trapped in a fat guy's body! Chipp Jones' brand of comedy ranges from the topical to family life and the black experience. He'll make you laugh, but if you're not careful, you may even learn something when he's done. Audiences -- black, white, or somewhere in between -- enjoy his take on the day-to-day experiences of family life, the world at large and the unique view of one black man in America.

  • Silver Spring, MD 20904


I'm the jack of all trades. I can help you move furniture. I can also perform comedy, act, and provide support (cheerleader).

  • Alexandria, VA 22308


I dress as Alice Roosevelt Longworth (Teddy's eldest daughter) and talk about scandals in the city. I guarantee laughs as I share stories about presidents, congressmen and even about Alice, herself. "If there's gossip to be told about me, I'm going to tell it first! If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me", is her motto.

  • Parkville, MD 21234


Magician and comedy performer Al (Allo) Moessinger is Maryland's longest-running full-time family fun entertainer. Laugh and have fun watching funny puppets, crazy magic, silly songs, singalong music, ventriloquism and funny stuff.


We offer a 90-minute unscripted comedy show, created entirely on the spot from audience suggestions! We have a PG-13 or uncensored club show version, based on your request. We have a 4.98 star rating (out of 5 possible stars) from past clients and audience members. Our show has been performing professionally since July 2009. With over 100 shows performed by January 2011, this is one original show you won't want to miss! We have performed in PA, MD, DC and NY. You may have heard us on Sirius/XM radio for the Del Close Marathon as well! Check out our website for over 200 video clips from past shows!

  • Lancaster, PA 17602


Evan Young will bring your audience an exciting, as well as engaging show that everyone will surely enjoy. Outfitted with a distinctive mix of stunning juggling skills, youthful energy, and quick wit, Evan keeps audiences laughing, amused, and amazed!

  • Mc Lean, VA 22101


I'm a comedy hypnotist, aka "The Trance Lady," who has performed in 46 out of 52 states and for major Fortune 500 companies and recently for the army in Germany. I'm also a hypnotherapist, with a book-out on stopping emotional eating. "I am a firm believer in the power of the mind to heal the body."

  • 3 years in business
  • Woodbridge, VA 22193


We offer event planning for your next function. Whether you are planning a corporate event, an anniversary celebration, a ribbon cutting event, a family reunion, a wedding or a birthday party, AH Entertainment can help you with your event! My pricing is reasonable to accommodate any budget Call us today. We have the following: - Event managers - Comedians - Hosts/DJs - Security guards - Servers

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