I am a writer and editor of all things realistic and fanciful. I write and edit reams of academic work, web copy, business plan content, resumes/CVs, book chapters, etc. My clients include students of all levels, business owners, attorneys, physicians, web companies, publishers and rabbits. (Rabbits make great clients because of the steady stream of referrals.) I devote my heart, soul and femur to whatever project I accept. I am talented, precise and pleasantly neurotic. My clients generally sing my praises.
As an English teacher, I feel diagramming is a lost art. But, life moves onward. In the meantime, I offer my students the following advice:
1. In all things, you get what you give.
2. Gym teachers shouldn't twerk.